Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Your love is ur heart,
your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future,
your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ur ambition,
your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation,
your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace,
your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven,
heaven is like hell without you..

shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti
naino me kisi ke nazakat na hoti
na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha
jo jahan me kambakht mahobat na hoti
na hote ye sapne ye khwabo ki duniya
kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti
na zulfo ki chhaya na phoolo ki khushboo
yado me unki yu raate na katti
jo na hoti mahobat ye ansu na hote
dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rote
majnu si apani ye halat na hoti
jo jahan me kambakht mohabbat na hoti

1) God has Four gifts for u: A Key for every Problem, a Light for every Shadow, a Plan for every Tomorrow & a Joy for every Sorrow. Enjoy GOD’s gift. Good
Morning.

2) D shortest solution of every problem is 2 minimize d distance between ur knees & floor.
Those who kneel down 2 GOD can stand up to anything

3) Never blame a day in Ur life.
Good day gives “happiness”
Bad days gives “experience”
So enjoy two day everyday

4) Losing the person u love hurts. Some people say u will get over it easily but its really tough especially when the one u loved was the ONLY one u EVER
loved.

5) Wen it rains all d birds fly 4Shelter.Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain By Flying Above d Cloud.Problem is common 2 all Bt ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE

6) All mornins r lk a paintin,
u nd a litle inspiration 2 get u goin,
a litle smile 2 brighten it &
a msg frm some1 who cares 2 color ur day

7) Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day but its a small lamp that burns till da last day of life.

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true.Good Night & Sweet Dreams

9) Gr8 opportunities come to all,bt many dont knw they have met them.D only preparation 2take advantage of them is…to watch wht each day brings.
Gmrng

10) Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make luck
but luck can’t make ur work.”
So always trust URSELF…..

1) 2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.
‘Are U going to help?’ asked his friend.
‘No, 6 should be enough.’

2) Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
wahi Question compulsory hote hai

3) Khud ko kar buland itna ki har ladki tujhe Friendship offer kare, or tu kahe ki is root ki sabhi laine wayast hai kirpya 9831090604 dial kare
Thanks…

4) SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

5) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai- bas kar mere BAAP.

6) Sardarji having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.So gave an ad for asking suggestions. A suggestion came- I’ve 4 sons.Can I try once?

7) May God give u,

Tata ka status,

Vajpayee ki dhiraj,

Laaden ki himmat,

Bill Gates ki income,

Bush ki taqat,

baaki…

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..

Discount ki Diwani hoon

Hum Tax de chuke sanam

Humara Balance aapke paas hai

Kaho na depreciation hai

Kyon Tally ho gaya na,

Munna bhai C.A.

9) Agar aap chahte hai ki apke chehre pe dhul-mitti na lage to

to

to har roj subah ASIAN PAINTS LAGAYIYE

jo DHUL-MITTI ko tikne na de

10) Arz kiya hai,Tu gaya uski gali main, Tu gaya uski gali main, Bola dil se dil laga Lo, Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola, “Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.

1) Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki baatein,Yunhi to is khel mein harra nahi
jaata.

2) Chuum kar tasvir teri hum dil ko samjhane lage,
Phool khilte nahi sabhi chaman mein
Ishliye hum kanton se dil lagane lage

3) aisii haseen mulaqaat thii!
kuchh le gayii kuchh de gayii!
tishanaa labo kii pyaas thii!
kuchh bujh gayii kuchh reh gayii

4) Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai

5) Hr phool ko raat ki rani nhi kehte,
hr kisi se dil ki kahani nhi kehte,
meri ankhon ki nami se samajh lena,
hr baat ko hm jubani nhi kehte.

6) Nazre Unhe
dekna chaheto
akho ka kya kasur?
hr wqt khusbu
unki ayeto
sanso ka kya kasur?
Waise to spne
puch Kr nhi ate
pr spne hi UNKE
Aye to Rato ka
Kya Kasur..

7) Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane
ki, 1baar fir tut kar bikhar jane ki.Bas itni si chahat thi us
divane ki,apne tukdo me uski tasvir sajane ki.

Shaam ke baad milti hai raat
Har baat mein samai hui hai teri yaad
Bahut tanha hoti ye zindagi
Agar nahi milta jo aapka saath

9) zindgi ke sfar ko lfzo me piroya h
apni har gzal ko dard me bhigoya h
wah-2 na khna meri nzm pe yaron
ki aaj fir se ye dil dard me roya hai

10) Diye ful murjha gaye par bahar wahi hai,dur rahte hai to kya hua dil me pyar wahi hai,mana ki hum mil nahi pa rahe hai magar en aankho me ahsas wahi hai..

1) Sanu vekh k mukh ghuma jande, Sade naam te nivian pa jande, Par 1gal te na jor challe ohna da, Karde gallan kise naal te kasma dost de naam diya kha
jande…

2) Main bulbla si ek pani da, do pal jee k muk chaliea. Main rat di aakh da athru si, suraj di kirn pai te main suk chaliea. Aas rakhda si suhavne musam di, aj
haneraian de vich luk chaliea. Ek Supna dekhiaa c aakh meri ne, jehra aad vichale tut chaliea.

3) Kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gya, neend ni c aaundi menu par fir v main so gya, supne de vich rabb mileya kehnda tenu ki ho gya, mai keha rabb ji menu
kujh nahi hoya, mera ta bass yaar hi kho gya, rabb hasseya te boleya:- tu ta pyar vich jhalla ho gya, jehre yaar di tu gall karda oh ta hun kise hor da ho gya.
Aini gall sun k main sda layi so gya, sda layi so gya…

4) Yaar mile oh jo kare pyar par jatave na,sanu hove dard par oh seh pave na,jad mile jaffi pake mile,Beganeya di tarah duro hello bulave na..

5) Akh rondi tu dekhi, dil de zakhm v tak sajjna; tadpa bhaven din raat par tadapde dil te pair na rakh sajjna; muk javange asi kuch chir g k, aje thoda jiha
sabar ta rakh sajjna; mar k v tenu bhul na pavange das kive karenga yaadan to vakh sajjna…

All mornins r lk a paintin,
u nd a litle inspiration 2 get u goin,
a litle smile 2 brighten it &
a msg frm some1 who cares
2 color ur day.

Pyar na kare wo dil kis kam ka?
Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka?
Yeh dibba to sab leker ghumte hai,
jo SMS na kare uska mobile kis kam ka.

Missing someone gets easier every day;
bcoz even though its one day further;
from the last time u saw each other;
its one day closer to the next time !!!

Ankhhe Aapki Jaroor Nam Hongi,
Jab Ham Aapke Pass Na Honge.
Tasweer Ko Dekh k hi Muskura Dena,
Jab Ham sabse door honge.

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi.
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.

What is the Secret of SUCCESS?
RIGHT DECISIONS.
How do you make Right Decisions?
EXPERIENCE.
How do you get Experience?
WRONG DECISIONS

Ek hi duniyame rehte hai,
Phir bhi mil nahi paate hai.
Aapse ache to aapke sms hai,
Jo mobile kholte hi chale aate hai.

Koi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ka nasha hai,
koi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ki saza hai.
Par me kehta hu pyar karo agar sacche dil se
to pyar jine ki ek aur wajah hai.

Mohabbat ko tarazu main kabhi tola nahin kertay,
Mere khamosh rehne per koi ilzam mat dena.
Samandar to samandar hai,
kabhi bola nahi kartey.

Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna.
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,
Din me ek baar YAAD karna.

Raste khud hi tabahi k nikale humne,
kar diya dil kisi pathar ke hawale humne.
Hume pata kya hai dard logo,
apna ghar phook k dekhe ujale hu.

O meri jaan
Banaras ke paan
Dosti ki aan
Pyar ki taan
Hati ki kaan
Chawal ke dhaan
Mere butter naan
Maan ya na maan
but reallly
you are a shaitaan!!!

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

Silsila wafaaoN ka ik naya hi chalaaya meiN ney
na usey yaad rakha na hi bhulaaya meiN ney
haNsi utaar kar chehrey sey pheyNk di lekin
firaq-e-yaar meiN koi ashq nahi bahaaya meiN ney
dard to tha magar khud ko bohat sambhaley rakha
zabt ke ehad ko har haal meiN nibhaaya meiN ney
laakh sulgaati rahi zamaaney ki tanqeed magar
terey kirdaar pe koi ilzaam nahi lagaaya meiN ney
rang to aur bhi zamaaney meiN bohat they lekin
naya koi khuwab apni aaNkhoN ko nahi dikhaaya meiN
mila wo raah meiN to ik pal ke leeye ruka to magar
haal na us ney poocha na hi bataaya meiN ney
apni hi maaNgi huwi duwaaoon sey mooN morr liya
khud apney hi jazbaat ko kar diya paraaya meiN ney
dhoop nikli hey mujhey dhooNdney to chupna kesa!
bas yehi soch kar khud chorr diya saaya meiN ney

“A FRIEND LIKE YOU”
“Everyone should have
a friend like you
You are so much fun to be with
And you are such a good person
You crack me up with laughter
And touch my heart with your kindness
You have a wonderful ability
To know when to offer advice
And when to sit in quiet support
Time after time
You’ve come to my rescue
And brightend so many
Of my routine days
And time after time
I’ve realized how fortunate
I am that my life includes you
I really do believe that
Everybody should have a friend like you
But so far it looks like
You are one of a kind!”

Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai …!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai… Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le…Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

I love you so much and
I thought you loved me too,
but someone in love wouldnt put me
through what your
putting me through,

I sit up waiting
for the phone
to ring and when it does
it isn’t you,

at night I lay awake
crying my eyes
out trying to figure out
if you love me

then why am I hurting,
and why arent you here
to comfort me,
I hate feeling like this,

why does love hurt so much,
but we all want to fall in love,
I’m not sure anymore if
I want to be in love,

because if love hurts this badly
then I’ll be by myself forever

Ramzan Ka Chand Dekha
Rozay Ki Duwa Mangi
Roshan Sitara Dekhe
Teri Kheriyat Ki Duwa Mangi
ALLAH Taala App Ki
Har Dil Ki Tamanna Poori Kare
AMEEN

Welcome Ramzan..
Walk Humbly
Talk Politely
Dress Neatly
Treat Kindly
Pray Attentively
Donate Generously..
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You

Wishing You All The Very Best
By The Grace Of Allah
Let There Be Peace Everywhere
***RAMZAN MUBARAK***

*Ramzan*
Woh Sahri Ki Thandak
Woh Aftar Ki Ronak
Woh Aasman Ka Noor
Woh Taroon Ki Chamak
Woh Masjidoon Ka Sawarna
Woh Meenaroon Ka Chamakna
Woh Muslmanoon Ki Dhoom
Woh Firishtoon Ka Jhoom
Isi Ka Name To Ramzan Hay

Ramazan Kay
Pehla Ashra (10din) “REHMAT”
Doosra “MAGHFIRAT”
Teesra DOZAKH SAY “NIJAT”
Hai

May The Light That
We Celebrate At Ramadan Show Us
The Way And Lead Us Together
On The Path Of Peace And Social Harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan”

May This Ramadan Bring You
The Utmost In Peace And Prosperity
May Lights Triumph Over Darkness
May Peace Transcend The Earth
May The Spirit Of Light Illuminate The World
Ramadan Mubarak!

May This Ramadan Bring In U
The Most Brightest And Choicest
Happiness And Love You Have Ever Wished For
May The Festival Of Lights
Brighten Up Yours And Your Near And Dear Ones Lives
***RAMADAN MUBARAK***

May This Ramadan Be
As Bright As Ever And Bring Joy
Health And Wealth To You
HAPPY RAMADAN!

May The Festival Of Lights
Be The Harbinger Of Joy And Prosperity
As The Holy Occasion Of Ramadan Is Here
And The Atmosphere
Is Filled With The Spirit Of Mirth And Love
Here Is Hoping This Festival Of Beauty
Brings Your Way
Bright Sparkles Of Contentment
That Stay With You Through The Days Ahead
Best Wishes On Ramadan!

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

Kyun pyar karne ki hadein hoti hein,
Kyun dil dene ki wajah hoti hein,
Kyun jazbaton ko dabana padta hai,
Kyun is dil ko samzana padta hai,
Kyun har dil ko ye mehsoos nahi hota,
Kyun sabko ye manzur nahi hota,
Kyun dil se dil nahi milta,
Kyun pyar ka phool nahi khilta,
Kyun dil ke nagme dil nahi gata,
Dil mein kya hai ye kah nahi pata,
Kya dil dene ki yahi saza hai,
Kya pyar karne mein yahi mazaa hai.