Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai… aaram se theek hona!
 
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
 
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
 
Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
 
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
 
An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
 
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
 
A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what’s the name of the lady? Push……Paa.
 
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
 
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…! Toh asli Ravan kaun??
 
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
 
1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
 
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge

We have the freedom today,
But it was not same in old days,
Many gave up their lives for the free air we have..
So lets remember their sacrifice …
And have the spirit of nationalism indside..

Stone is Enough to Break a Glass……. One Sentence is Enough to Break a
Heart……..One Second is Enough to Fall in Love….. and One
Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the
Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved
u, Now i’m afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to every on ur list, u
will lose the person u love. sorry i dont wana lose the person i
love……..………………………………………………………………………….
if i dont get this back i guessyour not my frd. if u have a lot of love 4
soemone…. copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list…. in 5 mins. ur true
love will suprise u”"”"

reply to tell me what happenend

Handsome is as handsome does.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

When in Rome do as Romans do.

A bird in hand is worth two in a bush.

Once bitten is twice shy.

A rose will always be a rose by whateve name you call it.

1) Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..

2) SANTA- Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye. BANTA- Dost hi dost de kam ata hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar aur ja ke purse le aa..

3) Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta…!

4) One sardar putting dog tails into pipe 2nd sardar:-abe kutte ki puchh kabhi seedhi nahi hoti…1st sardar:-abe janta hun, mujhe to pipe bend karna hai….

5) Chahe
gussa kro

chahe
galia nikalo

chahe
sir pito

chahe
cel todo

chahe
ghr ka saman bhkher do

hum to isi time
GUD NIGHT
kahenge..

6) “LIPS” bhindi ki tarah,

“GAAL” tamatar ki tarah.

“EYES” matar ki tarah.

Poora face “GOBI” ki tarah.

ya (“ALLAH”)
ek dost dia

Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah..

7) Niche aapke liye ‘DUSMANI’ ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjam dekh lo
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Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjaam dekh lo
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Na yakin aaye to
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Film TERE NAAM dekh lo..

9) Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khada tha.

Wife:Yaha kyo khade ho?

Sardar:Sher ke shikar pe ja raha hu.

Wife:To jao.

Sardar:Kaise jau bahar

10) Sardars always studies in front of a mirror coz

1) it helps in saving revision time!
2) he can keep a watch on himself!
3) he likes combined studies . . . . .

From my heart to your heart,
I have something to say,
You are the one
that can make my day!
When I need a helping hand
you are there without delay,
Your love and understanding
I can only hope to repay.

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F’SHIP IS NOT COLLECTION OF HERT
BUT IT IS SELECTION OF HERT
ALL FRD ARE NOT TRUE
BUT TRUE FRD ARE VERY FEW
AND I ALWAYS LIKE YOU…..ask the God to
Always protects you and bless you:

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so make frnds its rock!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR YOUR LOVED ONES

1) I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it….

2) I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u
more….

3) I’ve noticed that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv
U….

4) Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I’ll do forever….

5) What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you….

6) Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b’coz I’m the one u can always
depend on….

7) I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u
coz I Luv U…

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war….

9) I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine….

10) Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again….

11) What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy an d I smile when you are happy….

12) Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U….

13) U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE….

14) I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur
last….

15) My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with
u….

16) We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart….

17) If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every
fight….

18) Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat
….

19) I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine,
and the words, will you be mine????

20) Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles….. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love….

21) You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed….

22) Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies; Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesn’t mind….

23) Baby I’ve an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don’t wanna go cause I’m addicted to U….

24) Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it…but whenever it happens…. I just stop and think of u n say, “How can I hate this world when you
are a part of it…”

25) Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me….

Ae chand tu bhul jayega apne apko,
Jab sunega dastan mere pyar ki,
Kyun karta hai tu gurur apne aap pe itna,
Tu to sirf PARCHHAI hai mere “YaaR” ki.

Winter lies before me
now you’re so far away
In the darkness of my dreaming
the light of you will stay….
Happy Friendship Day!!!

I can’t give solutions to all of life’s
problems, doubts, or fears
But I can listen to you, and together
we will search for answers.
I can’t keep your feet from stumbling
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall
I can’t tell you who you are
I can only love you and be your friend.
Happy Friendship Day!!

For Life
and all its colors
Everyone needs a friend
I am glad that I have you
Happy Friendship Day!!!

I have a pen which is blue
I have a friend which is you
Flowers will die
waters will dry
but our friendship will never say Goodbye
Happy Friendship Day

Each day God sends His angels to guide us
We don’t expect to see them with wings or
with halo flying above their heads
Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends
Thank you for being an angel to me
Happy Friendship Day!!!