Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

1. Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa………..

2. Fan-ukkum rekkai irukku. Paravai-kkum rekkai irukku. Fan-ala parakka mudiyaathu. Paravai-ala sutha mudiyaathu. Aaanaa… Fan-a amukina suthum. Paravai-a amukina kathum… )

3. tool box la tool la parka mudiyum… match box la match a parka mudiyuma!!!

4. Irukkurappa enna daan complan, bournvita kudichalum sethadukkapram ellarukkum pal daan…

5. South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?!

6. pache molagale pache irukkum aana kodemolagale kodey irukkuma

7. lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam… aana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyathu..

8. nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum, unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vanganum….

9. meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam… aana kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu….

10. kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum… aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum….

11. Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala adicha that is “Kalai” But Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala adicha that is “Kolai”

12. Railway Stationla Police Station irukkum But Police Stationla railway station irukkathu

13. Yevalavu Dan Neechal Therinjalum Tumler thannila Neentha Mudiyathu.

14. Ennathan Naiku Nalu Kaal Irundhalum Athaala Kaal Mela Kaal Pottu Ukkara Mudiyathu

15. 10 Yerumbu Oru Yaanaia Kadika Mudium Aana
10 Yaanaila Oru Yerumba Kadika Mudiyadu.

16. Mandaiya Pota Die
Mandaila Pota Dye

17. Nee Enna Thaan Costly Mobile Vachiruthalum
Adhula Evalavu Thaan Recharge Pannalum
Unnaala Unnaku Call Panna Mudiyathu

18. Kosu Kadicha Yaanaikaal Varum But
Yaanai Kadicha Kosukaal Varathu

19. Valkaikum Valukaikum Orea Vithyasam
Onnumae Illatha Valkai Bore Adikum
Onnumae Illatha Valukai Glare Adikum

20. Policesikkum Porukikkum enna Vithyasam
“Adi-Thadi” Senja Porukki
“Thadi-Adi” Senja Police

21. Trainnuku Ticket Vangi Platformla Ukkaralaam Ana
Platform Ticket Vangi Trainla Ukkara Mudiyathu

22. Ennathan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Naai Thorathina Odi Thaan Aganum

23. Busla Nee Earunalum
Unnmalae Bus Earunalum
Ticket Vangaporadhu Nee Thaan

24. PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?

25. Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre
Ulae Poitu Ticket Vangaradu Operation Theatre

26. Kaakaa Enna Thaan Karuppa Irundalum Adhu Podura muttai Vellai Thaan
Muttai Enna Thaan Vellaiya Irundalum Athukulae irukura Kaakaa Karupp Thaan

27. Iron Boxla Iron Pannalam Anna
Pencil Boxla Pencil Panna Mudiyathu

28. Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

11). Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……

12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.

13). who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty! !!

14). When i am not messaging u
it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

15). Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile……

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
 
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn’t learn how 2 forget U…

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
 
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
 
I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing You

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
 
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
 
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 102)
 
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
 
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
 
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
 
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

Love Poems

“Vazhkaiyyil Uyir Nannbar kidapipadhu mukkiyam alla. Vaazhnaall muzhuvadhum avargalludan uyiraaga irupadhey mukkiyam.”!

When something
Valuable is Near us
we Won’t Care for it.
But, when we Miss
that Precious thing
we start Feeling for it. That’s life.!!

The Secret of
My Energy?
Boost.?
No

Horlicks.?
No

Money.?
No
Then what?
Adhaan Secret’nu solromla.!
Appuram enna lottu lottu’nu amukkilkittu.?

I Like You. But,
I’ve got a Bad Taste.

That’s a Cute Shirt.
What did you do with
the Rest of the Table Cloth.?

You sure are a
Timeless

‘Heartbeats are the
Biggest Hypocrites
in the world,
They beat in
Your Body but,
always Dance to the
Tune of Someone Else.!.!

In Life when you get
into Troubles,
Don’t get Nervous.
Just Close your Eyes
and Follow your HEART. Heart may be on the
Left Side, but it’s
Always RIGHT.!.!.

Namitha Fan : Madam Neenga Fulla,
Ozhunga Saari
kattina maadhiri, oru
Still’a NET’la paathean.
Namitha : Please adhai nambaadheenga,adhu
“Computer GRAPHICs..!”!

“Paisa Gaand ki tarah
hota hai ”
hota sabke pass hai
lekin dena koi nahi
chahata.
Updesh, lund ki tarah hai,Dena sab chahte hai
lena koi nahi.

A successful person
doesn’t quit trying
once a goal is reached,
but sets a new one
and keeps going. . .
Have a SUCCESSFUL DAY.

A successful person
doesn’t quit trying
once a goal is reached,
but sets a new one
and keeps going. .! . . .

Ella Autovilum Ezhudhapattu irukkiradhu…
Aanal,
Oru Hospital’il Kooda Ezhudha padavillai..
“Prasavathirkku ilavasam” Yendru.!.!.!.