Fri 25 Dec 2009
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choze the shoes he chews?
I pretend to work here – They pretend to Pay me!!
If U Cant Convince Them,Confuse Them!!
The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That No One Is There To Appreciate It .
What 2 days of the week start wit the ‘T’? Answer: Today and Tomorrow!
-Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the
suffering
Minds are like Parachutes.
