Sun 1 Mar 2009
TICKETÂ TICKET…
Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children. 
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March 1st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Santa :
When I die,
I want to Die Like
My Grandfather
who
Died Peacefully
in His Sleep,
Not
Screaming like
All the Passengers in
the Bus which,
HE WAS DRIVING.!