Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

“ Dasna tu vi nahi, Te kehna main v nahi!
Auna tu v nai, Te auna mai v nai!
Bolna tu v nai, Te sunna main v nai!
Par ik gal pakki yara!
Bhulna tu v nai, Te bhulna main v nai!!
”

“ Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda ”

“ Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!
”

“ Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya
”

“ Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.
”

“ J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
”

“ Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han”
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?
”

“ Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
”

“ tusi bade hi gr8 ho,
rasgulle ki pl8 ho,
pepsi ka cr8 ho,
ande ka oml8 ho,
SMS karane mein bade le8 ho,
jalebi ki tarah str8 ho,
kher jo bhi ho mere fever8 ho……. ”

“ Santa goes to a hotel and orders chiken
Waiter: french or spanish?
Santa: jehra margi le aa,
main kehra gallan karniya ne
buurrraaaaa! ”

“ har shayari sohni lagdi e jad naal kise de pyar hove,
ohda dard hakeem nahi jaan sakda jehra ishq vich bimar hove,
lagi wale ta mil aaunde chahe baitha yaar samundron paar hove,
duniya ta ki rabb v bhull janda jad sahmne baitha yaar hove.
”

“ kini khushi sajna tere aaun di c

kina dukh ve tere jaan lagya

dil sada pehla hi c mom varga

ik tu v ro peya sanu hasaun lagya ”

bunty baba ji