Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

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Only the open heart receives LOVE
Only the open mind receives WISDOM
Only the open hand receives GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME!
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A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.
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Love always has its “errors.” Sometimes, we try to “refresh”, then realize that it’s best to “shutdown.” But the hardest part is to “restart” your life and “reformat” your heart!
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What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Both of them can make you sick but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning.
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You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
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U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it’s going bad. Luv U
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Love is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

Don’t search luv, let luv find u. It’s called falling in luv, coz u don’t force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U
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Luv doesn’t ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn’t ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn’t ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn’t ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn’t ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.
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I tried to tell you how I feel
I tried to tell you but I’m weak
Words don’t come easily
When you get close I shiver
I watch you when you smile
I watch you when you cry
And I still don’t understand
I can’t find a way to tell you
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile .. But…
Nothing can stop a smile…
when ur name appears on my mobile.
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It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me when ever I fall
You say it best..when you say nothing at all
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Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes someday you will see
That Somebody’s Me
That Somebody’s Me
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Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
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Yesterday I saw the sun shinin’,
And the leaves were fallin’ down softly,
My cold hands needed a warm, warm touch,
And I was thinkin’ about you.
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The only shelter I find in this big world is your heart.
For the world, you are someone…But for someone you are the world…!!
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Without Love — dayz are: “Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day…

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
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It’s not too late..
It’s not too late for love
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Why do I text you? It’s my choice. It’s my way of saying I remember you. Why do I remember you? It’s my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don’t know, it’s not my choice but my heart’s.
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I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.
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Once Upon a Time, Something Happened To me, It was the Sweetest Thing, that ever could be. It was a Fantasy. A dream Come True. It was the Day I Met You. I LOVE U.

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Hope your Birthday is coated with sugar, with a hint of chocolate and mixed with love. Have a yummy Birthday!

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On your Birthday, I wish every candle on your cake brings lots of joy to you on your special day!

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There is only one thing that would have made this card perfect…If I could deliver it in person. Happy Birthday!

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY’

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This birthday card has traveled across the miles to say, That you are being thought of in the very warmest way– And with each thought come wishes For happiness for you, Not just on your birthday,but each day all year through!

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I wish you savor every little bite…every little joy…every little minute of your birthday!

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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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There’s no time like this special day to wish exceptionally nice things for you– A very happy birthday and everything it takes to make an especially happy year.

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Wish we could be together for your birthday. It’s much harder to make fun of you from so far away.

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Today I would suggest you to light up a single candle on your cake, than to mess up a perfectly good cake!(JUST KIDDING:)

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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s simply Great!!! Happy Birthday.

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Count ur garden by the flowers
Never by the leaves that fall.
Count ur day by golden hours
Don’t remember clouds at all.
Count ur nights by stars not shadows.
Count ur life by smile not tears.
And with joy on every birthday count ur age by friends not years..
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Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B’day!
Wishing U a Luvly n fUn-fillEd dAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)
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Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!
“Happy Birthday”
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Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
“Happy Birthday”
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Sending birthday blessings,
Filled with love and peace and joy,
Wishing sweetest things happen,
Right before your eyes !
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
But it feels much better
When you know that someone
Never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
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Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam:
IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE LINE ADIKARUDH
Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam….
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Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.
Dad came and asked him “What happened Tintumon?”
Tintumon replied “Dad, i can’t adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife..
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Head Masterinodu tintumon..
Tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam
HM: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo
Tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum…
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Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Tintumon: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
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Appan:Why aren’t you doing well in history?
Tintu Mon:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
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Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon:
Samayam parayamo?
Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam.
Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon: Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para
Achan: Iswara!!
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Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
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Go ahead and make my day.
Drop me a line and let me
know how you’re doing.

I’m sometimes
as slow as snail mail
in getting back to you,
but I want you to know
that I’m glad I met you.
I think about you
every day,
and I’m always
hoping the best
for you.
I look forward
to hearing from you.
You really know how
to make my day.

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Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Childrens Day
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Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni…
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..
Happy Children’s Day Teacher!
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Chacha ka hai janamdivas
Sabhi bacche aayenge
Chacha ji ke phool gulab se..
Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge!
Happy Children’s Day

Propose Day SMS with Humor
Boy: Would You Mind Sharing Your Address With Me
Girl: Why
Boy: Because That Is Where I would take my marriage vows one day
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Propose Day SMS For Die Hard Romantics
When I hear You
My Heart Soars High
When I See You
I know the Reason Why
So Let Me Hold Your Hand & Make You Mine
For That Would Intoxicate Me Like Sweet Wine…
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Propose Day SMS for College Students
I Love You For Not What You Are But What I become when I am there with You. SO be with me forever.
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Propose Day SMS for Your Sweetheart
Come sunshine or showers
Come good time or bad
I will always be there to cheer you up
Or just to hold your hand and say
I know How you feel and I care
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Propose Day SMS for Youth’s
Come sunshine or showers
Come good time or bad
I will always be there to cheer you up
Or just to hold your hand and say
I know How you feel and I care
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Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in your arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r for U..
“Happy Propose Day”
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I have Spent Many Sleepless Nights,
In Your Love And i don’t want,
My Son 2 Do same 4 Your Daughter,
So lets make them Brother And Sister …
“Happy Propose Day”

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
and since u r my FRIEND, u r the BEST
(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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A Cute Teddy Bear,
To My Cute Friend,
On A Cute Occasions,
Just To Say,
Happy Teddy Bear Day

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‘Even If The Sun Refused To Shine
Even If Romance Ran Out Of Rhyme
You Would Still Have My Heart Until
The End Of TimeYou’re All
(”)…(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””)-(””)
I Need, My Love
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

Wish you very Happy Teddy Day 2010, Are ready to buy Teddy Bear? if already one buy Teddy Bear, gifts to friends and one of the best person. Buy Teddy Bear on Teddy Day 2010.

We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
On this Promise Day..