Tue 15 Feb 2011
OnaSadya unnunna
Tintu mon
viyarkkunnathu kanda
supplier: “FAN idatte..?”
Tintu: Elayude aa
attathu lesham ittolu..!!
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Teachr:ponnolathumbi yude matoru peru paraymo? tintumon :aadu. teachr: athentha? tintumon:
“Ponnolathumbi,poo valithumbi, ADU ADU NEE ADAADU” ennale?
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Oro
Malyaalikkum Nanma
niranja
Aaghoshadinangalumaa
yi Maaveli varavaay !!!
AArappo irrrro,
irrrro,irrrro!!!
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Ennennum
prathekshakaludeyum…
samridhiyudeyum…
akhoshathinteyum..
utsavamanu
onam….malayaliyude
prathikshakal
thaliridunna naru
mullappoo gandhamulla
ee chingamasa pulariyil
ninakkai ente hridayam
niranja onashamsakal….
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Thanne kanan enthu
fangiyaaaa.Aiswarya
Rai /Hrithik pollum
thottu pokum.But ethu
vayichapol
ningalkundaya chiri
kandal varshathil
orikkal varunna maveli
pollum keralathil thirinju
nokilla.
HaPpY OnAm.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Tintumonte Answer Sheet
Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal………?
Ans. Changathikku kollam…!
Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu………….?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa…!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:31 am
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”
February 15th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Tintumon : Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma : Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varumbol namukku parayaam…
Tintumon : Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne? enthaa aasvasam.
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu.!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:35 am
Tintumon Chayakkadayil
Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:35 am
O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam…!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:36 am
Teacher- Give An example
to use neither-nor.
Tintumon: When girls
wear tight fittings,
neither they are
comfortable nor we are
comfortable…
February 15th, 2011 at 10:36 am
Tintumon Auto Driverodu: Town vare pokumo?
Driver: Pokum…
Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
February 15th, 2011 at 10:42 am
Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket
And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
.
….
Tintumon: I Think njan
inn achante pants ano
mari ittondu vannath?..!!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Tintumonte “Thermodynamic Law Of Romance” :
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money”.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Tuttumon : Nale Class Test und ennu paranju tuition teacher message ayachittund, enthu cheyyanam?
Tintumon : “Message sending failed” ennu thirichu ayachekk…!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Teacher(just for fun):
All write your lover
name in a paper …
(after 2 seconds)
All students except
Tintumon: ”Finished
teachr”
(after 10 minuts)
…Tintumon: additional
paper mam….!!!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa… Achante Friend Beer kudikkille….?
February 15th, 2011 at 10:45 am
Tintumone
kanathayappol avante Achan
pathrathil parasyam
koduthu
“Ponnu Mone……
Nammude veedinte
aduthu puthiya Ladies
Hostal Vanneda
Iniyengilum nee thirichu
vaaada, ………”
February 15th, 2011 at 10:47 am
Tintumon krishi bhavanil
chennu: “Vazha thai
undo?”
officer: “undu”
Tintu: “enik S.A.S paper
vazhayilayude oru vithu
venam !”
February 15th, 2011 at 10:58 am
Tintu Monodu Teacher:
karandu poyal veettil
adyam kathikkuka
vilakko mezheku
thiriyo??Tintumon:
“ Randumalla,Theepetti
Kolli.”
February 15th, 2011 at 10:58 am
Tintumon Teacherodu:
Teacher, avanenne
‘ Elumban Tintu’ ennu
vilikkunnu.
Teacher: Aaranu mone
angane vilichathu?
Tintu: Karadi Binu …!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:58 am
A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Dunduvinte Apple
E for Ente Swantham Apple
F for First Paranjille Aaa Apple