Njan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
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Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”
Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
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An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?
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Tintumon: arada thendy iruttath nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu………..
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“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON
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oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”
Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”
Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…
Inna 50 ps.”
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TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
STAFF:ella marunnum kittum
TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
kali tintumonod venda
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Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
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Appoopan:mone ninte teacher varunund, poi olicho
Tintumon:aadyam appopan poi olikku..thaan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu…
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Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh
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MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

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