Fri 7 May 2010
Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!
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Tintumonte girl frien: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.
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Teacher : Vivaha mochanam undakunnath enthu kond ?
Tintumon : Aalukal vivaham kazhikkunnathu kondu….!
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Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?
Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!
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Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire
Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee
“”ALAVALAATHI”
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Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo?
Auto Driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
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Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.
onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…
avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maatram rakshapettu…
endhu kond?
Dundumol: ???
Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…:)
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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…
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English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!! 
“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
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Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”
January 30th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
tintu mon superada ante jeevathathil ethrayum chirichittila
February 6th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Tintumon got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Tintumon. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
February 6th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
tintu mon kalakki theliyikkuvalyo…
enikku oru aagraham… tintu mone nerittonu kaananam.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Prove juice=soap
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma.
Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides.
Then,fa=Maa.
Fa is a soap and maa is juice
Hence proved.
February 7th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
February 7th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
February 11th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Nice one Tintumon Rocks…
February 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
February 13th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
tinto mon sms rocks.
one day tm coming from school and seems his mother and asking*some text missing*
February 15th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Amma: Mone…meen vangan poya achan lorry idichu marichu…
Tintu: Saramilla amme…namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam…
February 19th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
tintu mon francis allukasinte swarnakkadayil poyi oru kilo swarnam order cheithu pette divasam sales man cash chothichu
Tintu mon: vishwasam athalle ellam
February 20th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”
February 20th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
super fantastick tintumon
tintumon went to participate in amazing fact held in japan
japanese: we put fire to the underwater and it didn’t go
americans: we drank about 20 litre water in 10 seconds
tintumon: in our country , when we are playing football one man kicked the ball and it came after a week
when they hear it they all said that it is a lie
tintumon : not only the ball they wrote like these ( if the ball comes to the moon, then the moon won’t give us the ball )
February 21st, 2010 at 10:27 am
tintu mon wants 2 iron his dress.but no current?
what would he do?
tintumon iron boxinte appanu vilichu.appol iron box avanodu choodayi.angane avan dress iron cheythu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 pm
dude tintu mon is just an imaginary charector
but really gud jokes
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I like to walk in the rain, so noboby sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin.
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Tintumon
February 26th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
naughty tintumon……..avante oru thamaasha…ho
iyyooo….tInTuMoN rOcKz….
March 4th, 2010 at 11:12 am
im happy that becoz of tintu mon my name is famous. tintumon roks tintu mon ki jai in behalf of all tintus
March 9th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
TINTU MON & PINKIMOL thammil pinangi..
tintu office il ninnu pinki ye phone il vilichu chodichu “innu raathri entha kazhikan..”
pinki:deshyathode “vesham”
tintu: “njan innnu varaan thaamasikkum nee kazhichittu kedanno…”
tintumon cricket kaanan poyi.. avide tintumon te aduthu kavilil indian flag nte sticker otticha oru penkutti vannirunnu tintu mon pinne onnum alojichilla odipoyi a penkuttidee kavilile stickeril oru umma koduthu ennitttu paranju “I LOVE MY COUNTRY…”
March 12th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
tintumon, it was super joke, when i heard this name we start to laugh….anywahere in front of my boss also!!
March 15th, 2010 at 12:50 am
Master Tintu mon is charecter that is being told my innocent(mr. ponjikkara) to dileep( Ramankutty) in the film “kalayana Raman”.
Innocent:”"Njan master tintu mon ningalude makan moonnam classil padikkumbol manjapitham vannu marichathu”
guys thats how tintu mon came into existence
Enjoy tintu mon rocking…………….
March 16th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last nit
Tchr corecs hm:no.no.I slept with dad last nit
tintu: oho appo u came aftr njan “slept”.. alle???
March 21st, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Teacher to Varun: Varun! What is “Al2 O3″?
Varun: “Alumina”
Then Teacher to Tintu Mon: What is “Fe2 O3″
Tintu Mon: “Filomina”
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
tintumon roking , he is the real sms hero…
the one and only hero Tintu mon……….
March 24th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
zoo owner : simhathinte koodu adacho.
tintumon : illa.
zoo owner : athentha.
tintumon : oh! sihathe okke aru pidichondu pokana.
tintumon rocks!…………..
March 24th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
entammoo………..
ee tintumonekkond naan thottu…
chirichu chirichu nan marikum.
hee heeeeeee
March 27th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
hes just superb….
i luv him..
March 27th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
March 30th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Tintumon roadiluda nadannu pokumbol Kaaka tintu monte Thalayil thoori…
Tintumon: Ninak okke shaddy itit nadannudada..
Kaaka: nee okee shaddy itit aanoda thoorunnad.
April 1st, 2010 at 6:04 pm
tintu mon puliyaaaaaaaaaaa
April 1st, 2010 at 9:59 pm
hentammoooooooooooooooooooooo enikku enii chirikkan vayya………………!
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 am
ADIPOLI
April 6th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
tintumon and sardarji became friends.
sardarji climbed to a tree . kai choondi kondu paranju evide nindal idukki college kannam. tintumon’ randu kayum vittal medical college kanam.
tintumonte achan sexy fashion tv kanuvayirunnu. tintu ,mon aprathekshamayittu keri vannu. ethena acha evere ethra cheriya udupp ettirikunnath?tintumon asked. chammalode achan evere pavappettavara atha. tintumon; eniyum there pavapetta var verumba enne vilikkane
April 6th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
oru divasam tintumonu pani pidichu . at the hospital:
doctor: shardhikkan varunnundo?
tintumon: njan varunnilla…doctor poykkollu..
April 8th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
tintu mon is awesome.
English Teacher: “One cute young girl walking on the road”
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Tintumon :”Aliya !!! oru charakk ponada..!!!”
April 8th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon: Njan!!
April 8th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
UKGyil padikunna tintumonod LKGyil padikunna Pinkimol:
“I LOV U DA”
Tintumon:Pha..dash mole.!
mottennu viriyatha ninne kettittu njanenthu cheyyana..
April 9th, 2010 at 11:40 am
enna…….comadiyaaaaaaa…..tintu…….engane comody parayo? neeeee……………
April 10th, 2010 at 11:38 am
I really luv tintu nd his jokes,in a short period of time,he had bcom famous around da world.I am very anxious about his comic nd humorous capacity.really he is wonderful.
let him win continiously all our hearts.may he remain in all f our minds.
April 10th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Achan : tintumone ninne njan pallilachanakkamennu nernittundu
Tintu: ayyo acha, njanente mone pallilachanakkan nernnupoyi
April 11th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
kollam tintumon, kochan kalakuva, he is marvellous.
April 13th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
For the 35th comment in kalyanaraman it is Trintu mon Listen to the dialogue carefully.
April 16th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Just awesome jokes. carryon dear . Expecting more from you .
April 20th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
hahaha..haa..haaa..ohhh aaaaa….ha.ha.haoh.v cant control our laugh.
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:25 pm
tintu you really rocks nee enikku janikkande poya makana machooo
April 25th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
tintumon rockzzz.
April 26th, 2010 at 12:11 am
tintumon u rocks
April 26th, 2010 at 12:13 am
u r superb tintumon
April 26th, 2010 at 12:14 am
u r amazing tintumon
April 26th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
tintu mon and dundumol are in a hotel.
waiter- what do you want
dundumol- i need a plane dosa
tintumon thinks for a while and then said
well! i’ll take helicopter dosa
April 29th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
tintumon:enikku avale marakkan kazhiyunillada
dundumon: ninaku avale athrayku ishtamanekil veetil parayu
tintu mon: aa parayam adyam LKG RESULT varatte!!!
tintu mon rockss
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 pm
tintumon in the class ……..
teacher-newton discovered gravity on earth when an apple fell on his head.now children tell me why there is no gravity on moon
tintumon- because there are no apples on moon
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 pm
tintu mone. thallay evean allu puliya.
May 4th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Tintu mon Keep up the good work!!!!!
May 4th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Tintumon sabarimalayil poyi kootam thetti. anweshna counteril ethiya tintu mon:swaami saranam Ente koode vanna 39 pere kaanunilla”
counteril irikunna aal: 39 pere kanan illeno!!!!
Tintumon: pinne njaan entha pareyendethu ene kanan illeno?!
May 7th, 2010 at 1:17 am
superb jokes…hmmmm…..
karil povukayayirunna achan tintu monodu:indicator kathunnundooo ?
tintu mon :und…illa….und….illa….und…illla..und…illaa…..
May 9th, 2010 at 1:43 am
adyamayi planil kayeriya tintumon airhostesinodu
“plane full tank aano?”
airhostess “yes sir, why you asked?”
tintumon seatil chaarikidanukondu: petrol theernal edekku vechu thallendi varumo ennariyana
May 9th, 2010 at 1:53 am
vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal
“enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadenu varu
kadenu varu”
tintu mon” padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo?”
May 9th, 2010 at 9:28 am
TINTUMON goes to library and asks 4 a book ‘PSYCO THE RAPIST’ The librarian searches 4 few times,while comes back slaps and says idiot, the book is called ‘Psycotherapist’
May 12th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
KINDIMON lost his right hand on an accident…, going for suicide in sea.
There he saw TINTUMON(with no hands) laughing
KINDIMON: I lost my 1 hand, so sad, going 2 suicide. why r u so happy withno hands?
TINTUMON: What else should i do, can’t u see an ant biting on my back for last 1 hour
May 16th, 2010 at 12:35 am
hei tintu U r my SUPERSTAR
May 21st, 2010 at 2:54 am
Teacher- y r u laughing??
Dundumon- i saw i strip of ur bra…
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class for
for 1 week
Teacher- hey y r u laughing?
student- i saw both strip of ur bra..
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class
for 1 month..
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK
tintumon started walking out of the class
Teacher- teacher where r u going???
tintumon- i think my school days r over
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Superb da……………………!
Ennu Orupadu chirichu.
May 27th, 2010 at 3:00 am
Tintu Mon: Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma: Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varatte…
Tintu Mon: Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.
May 27th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
ore divasam classil
teacher:ee lokathe ore kanpola mathram adche uranghunna jeevi undoo??
tintu mon : unde…
teacher : hh ateta aa jeevi
tintu mon : ente ammooma , ammooma inne ravila achanode parayunnate kettu innale ore pola kanee adachittillanne…………
May 29th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
tintumon rocks…
Wat r u looking?
Veeduvekkanavishyamaya ella type para, machine kallukalkum sameepikuka.
Tintumon rocks
June 5th, 2010 at 9:44 am
tintumon
i am bigger than you enikku ninne boyfrienday venam chirichu chirichu njan marikkum i love your jokes
June 8th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
teacher:i saw a film yesterday . translate this into malayalam
tintumon:njan innele oru A padam kandu
June 14th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
chakkare tintu kuttaaaa u rocking machuuuuuuu
July 1st, 2010 at 1:39 pm
very good jock and very good hummerin tintuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
July 1st, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Tin2 mon oru 100 varsham jeevikatte….
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
tintumon and father are in a funeral house.
tintu is contstantly laughing.
FATHER: Enthada chirikkane???
TINTUMON: Mookil panni vechaal aara marikathathu??!!
July 4th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
hahahahahahah…………….great jokes
July 7th, 2010 at 2:27 am
teacher:what is an autibiography
tintumon:an auto’s life story
teacher:why did the statue of liberty stands in london?
tintumon:because it can’t sit
July 8th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
sho enikku vayya
ellavarum enthina enne ingane pukaythunnath
July 8th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
News: “Azhimathiyil Keralathinu Randam Sthanam”
TINTUMON: ithil entho azhimathiyund illenkil namukku onnam sthanam kittendathanu….
Tintu’s teacher sent a message to him.”I MISS U”…
Tintu thinked for for a long time and replied to teacher- “I STUDENT YOU”
July 11th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
tintumon aara mon……..aliya chathikalle……..ingane enniku chirikkan vaiyya………
July 12th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Enthade machu ne thakarku vanallo….
July 14th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Teacher:5+3 ethraya?
Beeran: enik
Ariyathilla teacher.
Teacher:manda 5+3=8 anenu arinjukoode?
Beeran: nee alledi innale paranjath 4+4 aanu 8 nnu..
July 16th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday
July 16th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:43 pm
soososoosososos funny character …. tintu mon.. i love him
July 29th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
ayyoo…ente jeevathathil nyan egane chirichittillee…. ha..ha..
August 5th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
August 7th, 2010 at 10:54 am
dundumon-njan chess kalikan pova.ninaku kalikanariyamo?
Tintumon-kalikan ariyavonna..ne groundileku pokko.njan poyi shoe ittu varam.
August 7th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
u are super tintu……
October 10th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Chukki Mol: Dhe…Oru karyam paranjekkaam..
Dehathu thottulla kaliyokke kalyanam kazhinjittu mathi..!
TintuMon : Pedikkandedi.. Ente kalyanam randu kollam munpu kazhinjathaa…
October 10th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
teacher-” ” a 10 minuts talk with an intelligent person is equal to reading G.K books for a whole day”
tintumon-” ohh…appol idhanalle karyam..innale friends ellam idakidaku phonil vilichu samsaram thanne ennodu…ippolalle sangadhi pidikitiyadhu….”
October 11th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
i liked the waves , net , fire that one
i m in kuwait so i dont have jeevan tv
October 13th, 2010 at 11:44 am
i love tintumon
October 15th, 2010 at 8:01 am
it is very funnyyyyy
October 15th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
hello,
mone tin2, iji ee seethiajinte pani kalayaruthu,
October 16th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
tintu monu pagaram tintu mon matram jai jai tintumon
October 20th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
tintu to pinku:how was your exam?
pinku:i didn’t write anything
tintu:what u did .i too didn’t write anything,then teacher would think that we copied
October 20th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
tintu u r so………………i forgot.
i am sorry tintu,u r so great $ i like your foolishness
October 20th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
i love uuu tintu mon… he refreshd ma mind vry mch! onc again i love u ma dr tintu mon…
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 am
hai
it is too unny
it makes me laugh always
very very nice
tintu
by
anisha
November 19th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Ippo thottu njan ninda fan ayaada…
November 25th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
titu alu piliyanu kettooooooooo………….
November 28th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
chakkare muttee nee illathe givikan vayya TINTUMONAAA!!!
December 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 am
In maths exam every was writing except tintumon was dancing.Y…?
Because some one told him that there is mark for every step
December 3rd, 2010 at 5:40 am
I read tintumon jokes wen i feel lonley.i wish that he was my frnd .he is really cute
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 am
Tintu möne how can be possible this i really amaize.
December 3rd, 2010 at 7:51 pm
superb duperb tintumon hes ma all nd all hero
he is too funny yaar
ilove him anything like in the world
ennik avane narett kanan valiyye agrahavaa
he so brilliant nd exciting
December 18th, 2010 at 12:58 am
i just LOVE tintumon jokes.i read these jokes when i feel lonely.njan tintumonte jokes jeenen tviel sthiram kanarrunde.i wanted to see tintumon very badly
December 19th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
i love u da muthe………..we are waiting for new tintu joke !!!!!!!
January 1st, 2011 at 12:58 pm
very very funny
ha ha ha
tintumon rockz…………………..
January 1st, 2011 at 4:10 pm
tintu to his girl frnd
tntu:njan innale ninte veetil poyirunnu
girl frnd:enittu?
tintu;nammude kalyanam nadakkilla
girl frnd:athentha nee ente achane kando?
tintu:illa pakshe ninte sundariyaya aniyathiye kandu
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:49 am
Newton invented 3 laws of motion.Tintumon invented 4th law.
Tintumon’s 4th Law of Motion:-
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”!
January 5th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
enthakka panya ne oppichu vachathu…ninakondu njan thottu…
January 7th, 2011 at 12:57 am
INI ENIKKU CHIRIKKAN VAYYATHATHU KONDU NIRTHUNNU, HO..HA HA HA….
January 11th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Tintumon is superb.I am a gr8 fan of him.
January 19th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Tintu Mon oru imaginary character anallo ennorkumbol sankadam varunnu…..avan original ayirunnenkil………
January 20th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
TINTUMONE KALAKKIYADA. CHIRIKKAN ENI VAYYA
February 9th, 2011 at 12:10 am
Tintu called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest.so you want to return his purse?
Tintu : no, i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
February 9th, 2011 at 11:42 am
ende………….tindumon………………………..eh..enikyavya chirichu chirichu madiyayai
February 9th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
kidilan tintu mon rockzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
February 13th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Tintu Mon yOu RoCk;S Da ReAlLy U R SuPeRb YaAr
February 13th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Tintu:i love you
pinky: ente kalil cheripund
tintu:athine ente hridayam abalamala
February 14th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
tintumon is really interesting
actually no one can b replaced in place of our tintu
February 16th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Tin2 mon oru 1000 varsham jeevikatte
February 26th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
kalakan ukrannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn………
March 8th, 2011 at 10:26 am
tintuuuuuuuuuuu iluv you daa…………… nee thakarkkunnundu. chirichu chirichu jnan marikkum. ayyo enikku vayyeee……….
March 9th, 2011 at 12:02 am
guys check thiese out!!
Q:why were the wright brothers so curious to about flying which lead them to invent the airplane?
A:coz they were jealous of BIRDS!
Q:why do we write wid a pen?
A:coz pencil wasnt available!
A monkey, a snail, a mouse, a rhinocerous and an elephant were in the same umbrella?
who got wet?
A:nobody..it was’nt raining!!!
HOPE U LIKESD IT…THNX 4 READIN
March 13th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Mohanlal to tintumon
Mohanlal: ente bharya oralude kude odipoy
Tin2: ninte padamo odunila bharya enkilm odate
March 16th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
itha pidicho
tintumon chayakkadakkaranodu : cheta oru glass chaya , oru urunnuvada , nalu unniyappam , randu porota. ithinellam koodi ethra roopayakum?
chayakkadakkaran : ellam koodi 176 roopayakum, ellam pack cheyyatte mone
tintumon : venda cheta innathe homeworkinte answer kitti.
March 19th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
i love Tintumon jokes
teacher :paper sign cheyyithilla
tintu : illa
teacher : ath antha ??????
tintu : teacher alla paranchath
keep it up annu ath kondu n
chan allamarAyuda mukallil vechu
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:38 am
wat a boy?how is he surviving?why isn’t he laughing after he tells a joke???hmmm…..:)
March 24th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Tintumon thengukettakaranodu: thengu karari erangan ethra roopayakum?
Thengukayattakaran: 60 roopa
Tintu : 30roopa tharum than kayari thenga ittal mathi eranganamennilla
March 24th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
tintumon pazhakadayil poyee
tintu: oru pazhathinu ethra roopaya?
kadakkaran : rs.1
tintu 60ps kku tharumo?
kadakkaran: 60 roopakku tholi tharam
tintu : tholi than edutho 30 ps kku pazham enikku tha…………………
March 24th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
tintumon your jokes are definitely fine…. PLEASE KEEP IT UP!!!!
March 25th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
teacher:”a cute girl walking in the road” ,
change it into indirect speech
tintu:”alliya oru charaku pokunada”
March 30th, 2011 at 11:01 am
SUPER DA MACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TINTU ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
March 31st, 2011 at 12:16 pm
tintumonte athiyarathri
tintu bariyudeyaduthu: door adakuu
bariya cheyithu
tinty:light off cheyu
bhariya athum cheythu
tintu: ente aduthu vanne erikke
bhariya tintuvinte aduth erinnu
tintu:”ente lightu kathunna vachu kando!!!!!”
March 31st, 2011 at 8:30 pm
uff……tired of all his jokes ……bring so many again ..go on tintu…..
once a person saw tintumon crying
person- ne enthinanu karayunath
tin2-ente kozhi marichu poyi
person – ente ettan marichapolum njan karanjilla
tin2 – tande ettean entrha mutta tarumo…
April 4th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
tintu mon pollAPAn
April 5th, 2011 at 9:07 pm
tintu rocks.funny tintu.
judge: tintuvinte 2 cheviyum cut cheyyu.
tintu: njan anthan aakum.
judge: potta,chevi murichal enganeya anthan aakunnath.
tintu: ente kannada thante achante cheviyil veykumo
April 10th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Who ever be the MASTERBRAIN of TINUMON,in the name of both him & Tintu wishing all the good luck to ROCKZ again&again…!
April 11th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
A Tiger killed Tintumon in zoo
A monkey asked to tiger:why did you kill tintumon?
Tiger:avan ara manikoor enne nokiyittu parayuva “ithrayum valiya poochayo”ennu
April 11th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
I love tintumon he is a valipan, real vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv .here is a valip
Tintu Vs Sreesanth
Tintu: Sreesu, Ennekoodi ningalude koottathil edukkumo ?
Sreesanth: Look Mr. Tintu, It is very difficult to enter Indian Cricket Team. Athinu 1 famous playerine konjanam kattanam, karayanam, pinne dhoni chettanu meenkari vechu kodukkanam.
Tintu: Appol eyalepati aalukal ‘POTTAN’ ennu paranjathu sheriya. Enikku cricketil cheranda. CITU chernnu nokkukooli vangunna karyama paranjathu…
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April 25th, 2011 at 12:51 am
tinto mon is agood teacher of new world .that affecting the whole people of enjoying the jokes . happiness and smiles are longness of lifes of people of world…………….i enjoy the tintomon jokes ………….where are you
April 29th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
tintu lottery vitt nadukukyayirunnu, appol adu vazhi 2 kuttukar moideenum,narayananum vannu
tintu:chetamaree lottery vangu!!
moideen:nangalk lottery adikumo tintu!!1
tintu:oruppayum arenkilum oralk addikum
akatte lottery adichal ningal end cheyum?
narayanan:nanum moideenum cheruppam thotte valliye kottukar aan ad kond nangal 2 alum lorry vangum ennit nan eende lorryk amme narayana enna paar iddum
tintu:appol moideen chetande lorryk nan oru nalla paar parann theram!!!!
moideen:adentha?!!!!!
tintu:umma moideene!!!!
“our tintu really rockz”
isn’t it