Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

1 letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan”.(your name )” avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne…dum dum..dum..dum

Aval oru moolippattu paady,Njan kaathorthirunnu…
Aval onnu kadichu,Njan pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu kudichu,Njan annangade
kidannu…
Aval kuninju,Njan purakiloode adichu…”how”
Aval pulanju,’Chey’ Ente dehathellam
aayi…

‘HAAVOO”

‘KOTHUK” chathu.

Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! Bye.

Shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahal ketti…
mandan! Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude aniyathiye kettiyene!

I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu…! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda…!
I Love U…Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA…da
Inganeyane Daily
‘SANIYA MIRZA’msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo….

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo….?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…?????????