Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

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POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

Whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly” whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says “day..arodum paraylle ente ponne”..

wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala “munnnar” .. .. .. … .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU ..

Sonia was plan’g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel’d the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day “Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar’n said,”Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam. Hear’g this Soopi said,”Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani.

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B

nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu…

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI….

>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu……….. Kannuthurannal neeyanu………. Kannin munnil neeyanu……… Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu…….. … ..”Pandaram E KOTHUKU”