Thu 9 Apr 2009
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was ‘Be(h)n’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Be(h)n.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe’.
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?
His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv ?
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
