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Mon 26 Jan 2009

Kannada sms

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Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.
Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda…
Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu?

135 Responses to “Kannada sms”

prashnath Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
BHAKTa- oh! Devare Nanage Kasta kodu, himse kodu
Novu Kodu, Huchanagi Madu.
DEVARU- Ayo Goobe Onde Matalli Nange
‘GirlFriend’ Beku Anta KelBarda
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREMS MY SWEET
Santosh Says:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Kambi 1
Kambi 2
Kambi 3
Kambi 4
Kambi 5
Kambi 6
Kambi 7
Kambi 8
Kambi 9
Nodidra Nimmannu hege Kambienusuvanthe madide antha……ha aha aha aha
Mahesh Says:
December 8th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Kambi 1
Kambi 2
Kambi 3
Kambi 4
Kambi 5
Kambi 6
Kambi 7
Kambi 8
Kambi 9
Nodidra Nimmannu hege Kambienusuvanthe madide antha……ha aha aha aha
vasantha Says:
January 10th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
“moggagi” kannuva indina dina,”huvagi” araluva mundina dina,”sihi thumbida nimma hrudayadali “nenapiralli nanna *sneha* anu dina.
sneha Says:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
hai
hucchu premi(kalpanegara KC) Says:
February 13th, 2010 at 7:34 am
Arasana aasare ninagaagali, ananda da baduku ninnadaagali, vaibhavada jeevana ninagondirali mattenu bedali aa devaralli E PREMIGALA habbada subhashayadalli,(HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY)
Hucchu premi(kalpanegara KC) Says:
February 13th, 2010 at 9:16 am
(PREMIGALA HABBADA DINADA SUBHASHAYAGALU)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 2010

Ninna bala haadiyali hoo badadevirali
manassu noyadevirali;Sneha sauradhevirali Valavu vadeyaderali.
Aadare badukina angaladalli bharavaseya beladingalirali, Balina prati tiruvinallu savinenapemba hoo gondirali deva haaraisutavirali ninnannu rakshisutavirali mattenu bedali aa devaralli E PREMIGALA HABBADA SUBHASHYADALLI.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. From KC.
anand Says:
October 14th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Ala vaippathu,
Aval Endru Therinthum Adam Pidikirathu,
En Kangal..!
Avalaithaan Kaana vendum Endru.
naveen Says:
October 20th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Tcher: How can we get clean water? Pappu: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Nanu Mattu Mammi ondu dina hage Hogava Dhari yalli Nanna Kai Yinda Aice Krime bittu Adare Mammi helida Matu( Hogali Bido Nanu Ninage Innondu Aice Krim Kodustuni Anta Heli Amma Nannannu Karedukondu Nadedalu Hadhiya Madyadalli Appa Kalu Jari biddanu Adannu Nodida Takxana Ve App Hogali Bida amma Endu Helidalu.

(I dara Arth chikka Maguvi A kshndalli Helida Matu A Medilige Ondu Arth vannu Modutadde).

JYOTI V MEGHA 7 SUDHA
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Anita Mattu Avara Akka Jyoti.

Avara Family Members

1. Janu
2. Venkoba
3. Manju
4. Jyoti
5. Anita

My Lover shekil
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Nanna Tamma Rahul

Nanna Friend Megha

Nanna Best Sir & best Friend
…….. Pankaj Sir
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I love you Shekil
I Love You Shekil
I Love You Shekil
I Love you Shekil
i love you shekil

shekil
shekil
shekil
jyoti
jyoti
jyoti
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Mamateya Matina Aladalli Eruva Nanu Jyoti Shekil

I Love You So Much To All Lover
jyoti Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Adibitti Iruvudu Pusker Sir

Adi Annuvudu Pusker Nadi Ennuvudu Nanu
Jyoti & SSs
sapphire Says:
October 27th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
BHAKTa- oh! Devare Nanage Kasta kodu, himse kodu
Novu Kodu, Huchanagi Madu.
DEVARU- Ayo Goobe Onde Matalli Nange
‘GirlFriend’ Beku Anta KelBarda
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREMS MY SWEET
arunaranjith Says:
October 30th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
hi,hello,namaste

nan hesaru ranjitharuna hi jyoti

nan kade inda ondu small joke

hendathi; aa bhikshakanige yestu kobbu ree
ganda ; yenaithe
hendathi;nenne hotte hasuvu anda voota kotte ivattu nanage aa bhikshaka ADIGEMADODHU HEGE anno book nan kaige kotta….
arunaranjith Says:
October 30th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
INMELE AAGALLA

maduve time nalli hudigi althale ,huduga nagthane yake…. PAPA hudugige ade lost alu,hudugage ade lost nagu adakke….
ramesh Says:
November 3rd, 2010 at 8:12 pm
my love is gone nobody not take to coming that love
jayalakshmi Says:
November 4th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
Raani Rote Says:
November 6th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
SMSZONE

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HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.
In ADVANCE …

SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA
HINDUSTAN HAMARA
PRASAD Says:
November 24th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
haejmtbpnu magpat ntatnatn wmtjb ngjatmwmja tttpjamg mtaga……

yenu oduke barlilla….?
hogle bidu forward madi bidu tension togorudu illa kodudu.
Pacchi Frm Hubli Says:
November 30th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Hi to all Friends 1 Sanna Joke

Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu

Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?

Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..
Pacchi Frm Hubli Says:
November 30th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Sardarji – Tagolo Sweets

Friend – Yen Visiya Kusiyagidiya?

Sardarji – Nangu nanna Girl Friendgu Maduve set ayitu

Friend – Congratsma Yavaga Maduve?

Sardarji – Nandu May 15th
Avaldu June 15th….
Pavithra Says:
November 30th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
nannage thuba olleya joks nanna mali id ge send madi nannge joks anudre thuba ista adake
Pavithra Says:
November 30th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
nanna presnge utara kaluhisuthira ?
Obbana kaiyalli 10 motte mathu obbana kaiyalli 30 motte eruthade ebbaru marida ret ode thara erabek hege anutha thilisi plz reply madi
Pacchi frm Hubli Says:
December 1st, 2010 at 10:58 am
Pavithra Nim mail id kodi send madutene….
Pacchi frm Hubli Says:
December 1st, 2010 at 11:33 am
Pavithra nim prasanege uttar obbana kaiyalli 10 motte andre 10×3=30rs mathobban kayalli 30×1=30 aste
Manju Says:
December 4th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
hi…..
sathish 7411161328 Says:
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 am
sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
sathish Says:
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 am
Ans me
6 akshara koodidre onedu jille hesaru
1&6ne akshara seridre onedu animal hesaru
3&5 ne akshara seridre obba kavi hesaru
PlZ Reply me Fast ……..

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SONU Says:
December 27th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
saviyagi bareyalu kaviyu nanalla,
chiravagi uliyalu e bhoomi nannadalla,
enendu bareyali e computer nalli,
nimma sneha(preethi)vonde saku
e nanna hrudayadali

sonu…………
naveen Says:
December 27th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
please send kannada message to this no 8105690533
Elek kick Says:
December 28th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Preetham Says:
December 29th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Ee prapanchadhalli thumbha imse kodovaru yaru?
reply 8123282989
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:16 am
In class attendence
Rum= s sir
zn= s sir
whisky= s sir
Brandy= s sir
Beer= s sir
Paket=….?

“Avnu bartha illa sir yadiyurappa
school bidsidane .”

prashanth +918892242781
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:20 am
Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 am
Exam Pass adre

Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.

But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:22 am
Docter: E tonic annu 2 spoon belige, 2 spoon madyana, 2 spoon raathri 3 dina thago. santa : Nange tablets kodi bcz nam maneli ashtondu spoon illa.
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:23 am
What is love MARRIAGE??

Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,

Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
prashanth Says:
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:25 am
malae messagae no41 nanu barididu acha kannadadalli adrae kanna launguage accept madtha illa
Kumar Says:
January 3rd, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Hi frinds this is Kums. . .
vijayashree Says:
January 6th, 2011 at 11:29 am
Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?
=*=
Divya Says:
January 7th, 2011 at 10:54 am
Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”
rajashekhar g Says:
January 10th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
birth day cake ge

kannada dalli

yenu anthare?

plz replye 9741343464 rajashekhar gulb
harsha Says:
January 10th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
hi:-)
Madhu…(Muddhu) Says:
January 14th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
“Thunthuru male hani daregilidanthe…
Nanna hrudayadalli minuguthiruva Gelathi…
Nee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaare………”
This is my own…
mp kumar Says:
January 15th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
PAAPU police station munde nintu rises madta edda….?
POLICE:-elella rises madbardu hidkodu hogtivi
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede….
Raj jadhav Says:
January 16th, 2011 at 10:20 am
IDKE ANSWER GOTTADRE REPLY MADI..9844423965

3 frends uta madtidru

Bill ayitu 75 Rs

3 jana

25,25,25 Rs
Waiter ge kotru

Manager 5 Rs concesion kotta

Waiter 2 Rs etkonda matte

3 janakku 1,1,1 Rs wapas kotta

Hagadre vabborige 24 24 amount adage
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.

Hagadre inna 1 Rs yalloitu.?

Answer madi its challenge? for u idkenu answer heli pleas
mohammed muneer Says:
January 20th, 2011 at 9:43 am
olle joke sms idre nana mail id ge send madi..plz
sharath kuma r Says:
January 24th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Sardar1: chhe current hoythu..
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…
Ha.. ha.. ha..
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sharath kumar r Says:
January 24th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
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sharath kumar r Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 8:19 pm
hi………….. dear frnds gud evening
sharath kumar r Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
hi…………. frnds
WISH U A HAPPY REPABLIC DAY IN ADVANCE.
GOOD NIGHT. SWEET DREAMS. TAKE CARE…………..
@raj yadhav Says:
January 27th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
hi,

u need to calculate like this.
120+3+2=125.
u gave 125rs and manager gave RS.5 discount.
n u guys got 3 rs back……and 2 rs to waiter…so totally 125 RS……
padma bhat Says:
January 28th, 2011 at 11:43 am
preetisoru heltaare ningenadru aadre na badukiralla antha ade,good friends heltare naa badukiruvavaregu ningenu aaguvudilla antha… that is friendship
padma bhat Says:
January 28th, 2011 at 11:51 am
hai friends…
frindship is a
greater then money
sweeter then honey
whiter then milk
smoother then silk
higher then any tower
stronger then any power
shruthi r Says:
February 1st, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Feel a friend like me,
Feel a company with me,
Everyday, Everytime, Every moment I am with u.
To share your feelings

ThatS law of friendship…….. gud night
pratham Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 am
ondu sanna ase yannu mutallu odare
pratham Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
hi
like u
e msgnanivu
istapado yella
friendsgu send
madi = me
returan bandre nevu
thumba istopado
perosn lifelong nimjote
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pratham Says:
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
kalpaneya ase !
gintha manasina bavane hechhu
manasina mouna kintha
hurdayada vedane hechhu.
naguva manasi gintha nagisuva
hurdaya hechhu to pratham in mysore
santhu Says:
February 3rd, 2011 at 2:18 pm
hi friends en sakhathag msg madiddira. thumba chennagide.
Sandeep Says:
February 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Sigrate andare nanage baari sittu,..

Sigrate andare nanage baari sittu..

Kandare urisuve na baayigittu..
shruthi r Says:
February 7th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Lovely times of life will not return back foever………..
But
The lovely relation and the missing memoriesof friend wil stay in the heart forever…………. gud night……… have a sweet dreams………. take care……..
prasanna Says:
February 8th, 2011 at 12:52 am
I’ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake?
varsha Says:
February 17th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Ranga: Ivattu nanna girlfriend birthday, enu kodli antha yochane maadtha iddini.
Gunda: Nodoke hengavle
Ranga: Sakkathagavle kano
Gunda: Hangadre nanna phone number kodu
Ram Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 11:47 am
Hi Frinds nan hesaru Ram, nanu 1 kavitheyannu barediddene chennagidiya heli.

Male Baruva Munna Modakavidange,
Kanmunde Bandu Nee NinTe,

Kshanadalli Mareyaago Minchinante
Kanmunde Bandu Mareyyade……..

Written By
Ramesh
poorvi Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Hi guys gud afternun

nagisu nee lokavannu,

preethisu nee ellarannu,

mareyadiru geleyarannu,

endigu noyisadiru ee putta hrudayavannu……
charan Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri…. ?
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!

GN

Charan
mallick Says:
February 19th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
BHAKTa- oh! Devare Nanage Kasta kodu, himse kodu
Novu Kodu, Huchanagi Madu.
DEVARU- Ayo Goobe Onde Matalli Nange
‘GirlFriend’ Beku Anta KelBarda
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREMS MY SWEET
subashini Says:
February 20th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Leave letter to HOD

From:Naanu,
Nin dept,
Nin colg,
Ide city.

Date: Evatthee

To:Ninge magane
Ide dept,
Ide colg,
Ide city.

Sub: Adella gottilla
Respected Sir:Nin kaiyyalli yen kithkollakaguttho kithko. Nanu naale barodilla.

Thank you

Yours sincerely,
Nin sisya..:)
shiva Says:
February 21st, 2011 at 4:13 pm
manjina hani biddide mai oddeyagide
kannali nee tmbidde nidde baradagide
jeevana baridagide nee bandu jeevana kodabarade
namitha Says:
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 pm
kalpaneginthalu sundara e baduku..
adre…………………
e sundaratheyalli baduku anivarya…..
Swathi.R Says:
February 23rd, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Doctor: Daily Exercise Madbeku,
Sardar: DAily Football, Tennis, Cricket, adthini sir,
Doctor:Elli Adthira?
Sardar: Mobile alli Sir……….!
md yusuf Says:
February 25th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
hi nange olle jokes send madi……….
S AKUL Says:
February 26th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
hi friends en sakhathag msg madiddira. thumba chennagide.
VASU BHIMAPPA LAMANI Says:
February 26th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa…
wah.. wah..
Aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa…
wah.. wah..
aane nammele kuntare kailasa
wah.. wah..
seenu Says:
February 26th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
jipuna 1:naanu honeymoon ge obbane hogi 1/2 duddu uliside greate
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Nayak Says:
February 27th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Novigondu Karana Beku
Nalivigondu Vishya Beku
Keerthigondu saadane beku
Spoorthygondu hinnale beku
Aadre\snehakke sadaa nimma SMS beku

Govindu From Mysore (HD kote)
Ravi Says:
March 2nd, 2011 at 7:01 am
Traffic police- 3 jana bykealli hoga baradu antha gottilva?
Gunda- gottu sir adakke obbanannu manege vapas bidalu hogtha idini sir.

Pakkadalli sardar yemme mele ogtha irthane,
police- nintkollo helmate elli?
Sardar- astu gottagalva sir idu four wheeler antha.
manjunath Says:
March 2nd, 2011 at 5:26 pm
omme kandalu nodi nakkalu

adare

avalige iga

3 makkalu
manjunath Says:
March 2nd, 2011 at 5:28 pm
master: rubber eledashtu udda agutte
paper eledashtu tunda agutte,
yeledashtu mota aguva vastu yavudu?

gunda: BD sir
manjunath Says:
March 2nd, 2011 at 5:30 pm
boy : neenu ishtu chennagi idiyalla
en hakondu snana madtiya

girl: door hakond snana madtini
manjunath Says:
March 4th, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Gunda cycle break kittu, kaiyalli hididu dance madta idda,

friend: yako eno madta idiya

Gunda: astu gottagalva Break Dance Madta idini.

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manjunath Says:
March 5th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Dodda koli: nodu nanna motte doddavu Rs2.50 ge ondu….. Nindu bari 2Rs ge ondu ashte.

sanna koli: irli bidamma, 50 Paise goskara
yaak harkobeku.
MALLU 9611894937 Says:
March 6th, 2011 at 10:01 am
Naavu Yeste Busy Edru…
Nammannu Preethisori goskara…
Swalpa Biduvu MadkoBeku…
Ellandre 1 Dina Naavu free Edru…
Nammannu Preethisoru Yaaru Sigalla….

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MALLU 9611894937 Says:
March 6th, 2011 at 10:08 am
Sardarji – Tagolo Sweets

Friend – Yen Visiya Kusiyagidiya?

Sardarji – Nangu nanna Girl Friendgu Maduve set ayitu

Friend – Congratsma Yavaga Maduve?

Sardarji – Nandu May 15th
Avaldu June 15th….

//\\//\\allu
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manjunath Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 10:46 am
Teacher:Snhakku Pritigu enu Vetyasa?

Gunda:sir Priti Namma Pakkada Mane yavalu
Sneha Namma Eduru Mane Yavalu Ashte Sir………

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manjunath Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Teacher:modala ratri gu koneya ratri gu irava vyatyasa enu?

Gunda:Hoovina mele naavu malagidare adu modala Ratri………..
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri..
Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Sardar-yellinda bandhe?
Dhoni-Jharkand
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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Timma : Yaako Gunda Ninna Maduvege Nimma Appa & Ammanna karidilla.?

Gunda : Sedu kano sedu…

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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Sardr beach mele malgirtane

Americn:R u Relaxing?

Srd:No i m RamSingh,

Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?

Srd: No
Im RamSing,

Srdr sittu bandu bere kade hogtane

&allidda obba amricn ge kelthane,

R u relaxing? Americn: yes,

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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Sardar: Che
current hoythu..

Gunda: Fan
thiruguthide..?

Sardar:Mellage
helu magne
current hogiddu
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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Sardar tale jothe bhujakku shampoo haktidda…

Sardar hendti: Ayyo ! Shampoona bhujak haktidira

Sardar- Priye idu samanya shampu alla..
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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Sardar reads dis in a nwspaper.. “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” sardar: he desrvd it, who told him 2 wear gold medal while jumping..! :- 9844423965
Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Sardar – yava ooru nimdu ?

Gunda – namda, ille bangalore hatra mangalore.

Nimdu ?
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Sardar – namdu ille, yelahanka pakka srilanka…!
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Raj jadhav Says:
March 7th, 2011 at 5:11 pm
One day Narada Drinks in a Bar. Waiter-en guru 10 Bottle Aadru Tight agilla?
Narada-nanu Devru kanappa.

Waiter:-BADDI MAGA eega Tight aada..G.n9844423965
riz Says:
March 9th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
preeti andre yenu!??
Plz ans me?
santosh Says:
March 10th, 2011 at 11:35 am
whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaa super pleas send me funny sms and love sms
harish Says:
March 10th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
hattu devarannu maretaru , hetta tayiyannu mareyabeda H.S.N PH:8123589233
harish Says:
March 10th, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Hrudayadalli preethi annodu devaru bareda olavina akshara. kelvaru saayotanaka preetistare, innu kelavaru preethistane saaytare. Aadru kannalli hutto ee preethi kannigu kanade hrudayakku tilisade mounavagi preethisidavara hrudayadalli serutte… THAT”S LOVE GOOD NIGHT H.S.N PH: 8123589233
harish Says:
March 10th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Kanniru orisi preethi madi. Aa preethi hurudayadalli adagi kulitirutte. kanneeru barisi preethuisbedi Aa prethi kanneeralle jari hogutte. NENAPIRALI H.S.N PH:8123589233
harish Says:
March 10th, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Gulabi ellarigu ista adre adara Aa soundaryakke jeeva kodo adara elena yaru ista padalla. sundaryavidda matrakke preethisbedi. balige sundarya kodoranna preethisi. H.S.N PH:8123589233
Suman.R Says:
March 13th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
O! Gomateshwara. Nanage olle girl friend sikkidare , e sms oditiruvaranna nin pakka chaddi bicchi one week nilustivappa.
Suman -9743943730.
harish Says:
March 15th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
hudaganoba Katthe Munde Edavi bidda
Idannu nodid Hudagi Naguttha ninna Anna Aashirvada thagolta idiya?
huduga-howdu Attige…………………………….
Prem Says:
March 16th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
yaarigadaru gotthiddare dayavittu
thilisi maduve andre artha henu
maduve ya full form yenu..???????
MALLU.DEVARGIRI Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 7:46 am
Aasmaan Jitna Neela He

Sunflower Jitna Peela He

Paani Jitna Geela He

Aap ka screw Utna Hi Dheela he.

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MALLU.DEVARGIRI Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 7:47 am
a very very original good morning only for u,
beware of cheap and duplicate wisher in d market,
im d only authorised dealer 4wishes approved by suraj chachu.

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MALLU.DEVARGIRI Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 7:48 am
Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K
Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega..

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MALLU.DEVARGIRI Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 7:49 am
Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..
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1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date
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ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?
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anything 4 u

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MALLU.DEVARGIRI Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 7:49 am
IIT Mumbai Exam best question:

Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters.

Toppers could not answer,
but last bench boys wrote….

“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”.

Think different…

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sunitha Says:
March 17th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
nanna bhavishya hegide?
nanage yava varsha maduve agutte?
Mahesh Says:
March 18th, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Ella Jokes Sakattagive.

Nandond Odibidi -

1. Chikkandinindalu….

Nanagondu Anuman

Adu enu andre…..?

?

?

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Avagavag karent(Electricity) hogta iruttalla !

Adu ellige hogutte ?

Nimagenadru Gotta??????????????????

Ph – 7785538411 Ans Me.
Mahesh Says:
March 18th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Love Madbedi,
madlebeku anisidre nov anubhavisoke agbeku ready,

Idu nanna anubhav mari bedi.

Ok????????????????????
Govindu Says:
March 18th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Amma : Market Ogi tharakari thakond Baa .
Doni : ogalla amma monne Match sothidivi Nachike Agutthe
Amma : Choodi Akondogu Yarigu Gotthagolla !

Doni Tharakaari thakondu Bassinalli Ondu Hudugi Pakka Kulitha
HUDUGI : Neevu DONY alva ?
DONI : Houdu Nimge Hyage Gotthaythu ?
HUDGI : Yarigu Helbeda Nanu ASIS NEHRA !

Govindu From Mysore (HD KOTE)
vijay Says:
March 21st, 2011 at 11:41 pm
nice msg guys.:-).:-).:-)
vijay Says:
March 21st, 2011 at 11:43 pm
namma bhavishya hegide annode gothilla,innu nimdu yarge gothri.
chethan Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:36 pm
hai suneetha nimma bavishya thumba chennagide
vijay Says:
March 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 am
plz ans ths……….

neerinalli utti, neladalli beledu, marakke hogi, akashakke harodu yenu.

Ans gothidre heli????
umi Says:
March 23rd, 2011 at 4:33 pm
LKG girl crossing road carelessly.. Trafic Police: Naan visil hoditha kai toristidru yake papu ninthkollilla?
LKG girl: Nanu athara hudugi alla!
That evening a LKG Boy meet d trafic police, angrily said, innondu sari nan figure na nodidre visil hakidre, magane ne sathogthiya!!
krishna(keerthiReddy) Says:
March 23rd, 2011 at 8:23 pm
god is male r female
?
?
?>
?
?
?
ans:-”male”

Y?
Becoz god like

pooja
pushpa
archana
aradhana
keerthana
jyoti

Correct alva…?
krishna(keerthiReddy) Says:
March 23rd, 2011 at 8:27 pm
dimbugalu,
chaapegalu,
bedsheetgalu
thookadiso kannugalu,
niddekediso kanasugalu
dusturb maado msgugalu

night istene pow pow good all my friends
saanvi Says:
March 26th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
frnds i believe in god no road is longer with a god company so frnds plz dont depend anybody except god dis is snehada kadalalli saanvi
pakku Says:
April 4th, 2011 at 2:58 am
nidde yalli nimma mathu keli eddu bitte…
adre neevu irlilla…
adre matte gottaitu adu nanna hradayadalli midiyuthiruva nimma nenapugalu antha……
nesara Says:
April 8th, 2011 at 3:10 am
nanna mathu avala sambanda na chikavara idaginida

nanna mathu avala sambanda na chikavara idaginida

dooravadalu innoba boyfriend sikkidagininda
shivaraj Says:
April 14th, 2011 at 11:43 am
The relation between one Heart and another Heart is called LOVE.
But The relation between Heart and Heart Beat is called
“Friendship”…>

please it is my number send jokes 9035058030
Raviprakash Says:
April 18th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Please send kannada sms
harish Says:
April 18th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
aane mele navu kuntre ullasa
wah..wah…wah…
aane mele navvu kuntre ullasa
aane nam mele kuntre kailasa
wah…wah..wah….
suraj Says:
April 20th, 2011 at 11:19 am
master maga dadda
police maga kalla
lawyor maga aparadi
doctor maga rogi
hagadre patrakartna maga………?
tale idre ans madi.
reply me
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manjunath Says:
April 23rd, 2011 at 6:07 pm
conductor: ticket tago
me:munde tagondidare

con:yaru tagondilla

me:hinde tagondidare

cond:yaru tagondilla

me: matte nan yakri keltira
manjunath Says:
April 23rd, 2011 at 6:09 pm
conductor: yar hattira chillare ilvo
kelage iliri

ajji: 10Rupaati chillare kodappa

cond:chillare illa ajji

Ajji: magne modalu neen bus inda kelage ili

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santosh devadiga Says:
April 25th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
atte .gante eshtaitu?
sose .idu idu
atee .yake hage helteya onde sal helu naneenu kiudiall !
santosh devadiga Says:
April 25th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
naanu neene ootamadtidy avala call bantu ootake karekila anta sitadalu
ivatu nannu malagidy matte avala call bantu malgona ba yande mate sitadalu
vishwa Says:
April 27th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
este kasta bandru na helalla ‘C U’ joteyagi erona friend agi ‘ME’&’U’ ondu vele nanu sattare nan goori mele one hoovittu helu “STUPID I MISS U” anta………………………….only for sweety i love you

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