SMS Jokes

Tue 10 Aug 2010

Here is cool Marriage shaadi SMS joke for you guys

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

 

8 Responses to “Marriage -Shaadi SMS Joke”

1. Jai Says:
   December 30th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

   An innocent husband said:
   -
   I watch my wedding video in reverse.
   I love the End,
   when she takes out ring,
   goes out,
   sits in car

   &

   goes back to her father’s home..

2. Jai Says:
   December 30th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

   A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..

   He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
   The Surprised Wife asks,
   Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?

   Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

3. Jai Says:
   December 30th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

   A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

   After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

   “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”

   The smart father-in-law Replied:

   1 year Warranty has been expired!
   So Manufacturer is not responsible.

4. Jai Says:
   December 30th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

   Wife:
   “Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho?
   Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar kiya tha
   Aur aaj tak wo pi raha hai”

   Husband:
   “Wah…
   ITNA LAMBA JASHAN”!!!

5. Neha Says:
   January 1st, 2011 at 10:32 pm

   Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
   Aur…

   Wife: Aur Kya?

   Aur…

   Tell me aur kya?
   Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

   Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par

6. Kishore Says:
   January 2nd, 2011 at 11:30 am

   Larkon K Top 10 Jhoot;

   1: I Love U.
   2: I Am Single.
   3. Mai Pehli Dafa Kisi Larki Se Baat Kr Rha Hoon.
   4. Mera Bike Sy Axident Ho Gya Hai
   5. Mujhai Tum Kehna Acha Lagta Hai.
   6. Mujy Lrkion Main Koi Intrest Nai
   7.Mai Dosry Larkon Jaisa Nhi.
   8.Apki Awaz Bht Khubsurt Hai.
   9.Sub Larkay Ek Jaisy Nai Hoty.
   10. Aap Meri Zindagi Ki Pehle Or Akhri Mohabt Ho,Main
   Nhi Reh Paonga Tmahre Bina.

   Send To All Girls.

7. Kishore Says:
   January 2nd, 2011 at 11:30 am

   MAN TO HIS FRIEND:
   My Wife Died Yesterday,
   I Am Trying To Cry
   But Tears Are Not Coming Out
   What To Do?

   FRIEND:
   No Problem
   Just Imagine She Is Coming Back.

8. Kishore Says:
   January 2nd, 2011 at 11:30 am

   The Best Relati0n Ever Is Between Two Eyes!

   They Blink Together
   Möve Together
   Cry Together
   See Together
   &
   Sleep Together
   STILL
   They Never See Each 0ther Directly
   BUT
   When They See A Girl
   One Will Blink;-)
   &
   0ther Will Not…

   MORAL OF THE STORY:
   A Girl Can Break
   Any Kind 0f Relatiönship…