Wed 24 Jun 2009
Sardar:Sir my wife is missing.
Postman:BHAI ye post office hai,
police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi Par raha!
Aaj maine ek jaan bachai.
maine ek Fakir ko puchha –
1000 rupees ka note du to kya karega.??
Woh Bola khushi se mar jaunga.
.Maine kaha- Ja nahi deta.
Indian-I have 4-Sisters & 3-Brothers.
What about U?
American-I have No Sis or Bro,
but I have 4-Moms From my 1st Dad
& 5-Dads From my 1st Mom.
Lambi Umar ke liye kya karna chahiye ?
Ans = Shaadi…
Us se kya Zindagi Lambi ho jati hai ?
Ans = Nahi.., Lambi lagne lagti hai..!
