Mon 25 Oct 2010
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…. !!
December 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
True love is like a pillowu can hug when u r in troubleu can cry on when u r in pain u can embrace when u r happyso when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow…
December 12th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriage…
December 12th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?He is given his last chance to run away.
December 12th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….I got a HEART ATTACK
December 12th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…But dont worry – we are chain smokers.
December 12th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
I had VODKA with WATERI felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATERI felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATERI felt DRUNKI SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!