Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.
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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?
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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA

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