Sun 27 Apr 2008
1.Three ways to die….
Take a ciger daily–you will die 10 years early
Drink Rum daily– you will die 30 years early
Love someone truly–you will die daily
2.A foolish MAN tells a woman to STOP talking,But a wise man tells her that
she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
3.One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption. ….
Before marriage–Drink whenever you are SAD
After marriage –Drink whenever you are HAPPY
4.Fastest means of transport… …
1.Tele-Phone
2.Tele-Vision
3.Tell to woman
Need still FASTER–Tell her NOT to tell anybody
5.Love your friends NOT their sisters,Love your sisters NOT their friends.
6.A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the BEST wine and BEST woman.
Next moment, he had the BEST wine and MOTHER THERESA next to him.
MORAL:Be Specific
7.If you doNOT have a girl friend–you are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a girl firend–ypu are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE??
Ans: On Their MARRIAGE
9.Why government doNOT allow man to marry 2 woman?
Bcoz, as per constitution, tou canNOT Be Punished TWICE for the same mistake…!
