Mon 30 Mar 2009
Do you know the
difference between
an Itch and an Allergy.?
Ans. :
.
.
.
About Rs.250/- a visit.!
TEACHER – Pappu, do you Eat Eggs.?
PAPPU – No Sir.
TEACHER – Why.?
PAPPU- Because when
I Eat an Egg, I Only
remember my
Maths exam Marks.
Newton’s Modified Law :- Every book
Continues to be
in the state of
Rest or covered
with Dust, until
an external or
internal Exam appears.
Do you know the
Full Form of ‘COLLEGE’.? -
C – Come
O – On
L – Let’s
L – Love
E – Each
G – Girl
E – Equally……
Is that why Boys Go to College Regularly.?…
Politician to Astrologer : Swami, the Auspicious Day you had given for
Filing the
Nomination Papers
is Fine, But. . .
.
.
.
That Date is After
the Last Date. .
