Sat 29 Sep 2007
1) 2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.
‘Are U going to help?’ asked his friend.
‘No, 6 should be enough.’
2) Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
wahi Question compulsory hote hai
3) Khud ko kar buland itna ki har ladki tujhe Friendship offer kare, or tu kahe ki is root ki sabhi laine wayast hai kirpya 9831090604 dial kare
Thanks…
4) SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.
5) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai- bas kar mere BAAP.
6) Sardarji having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.So gave an ad for asking suggestions. A suggestion came- I’ve 4 sons.Can I try once?
7) May God give u,
Tata ka status,
Vajpayee ki dhiraj,
Laaden ki himmat,
Bill Gates ki income,
Bush ki taqat,
baaki…
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..
Discount ki Diwani hoon
Hum Tax de chuke sanam
Humara Balance aapke paas hai
Kaho na depreciation hai
Kyon Tally ho gaya na,
Munna bhai C.A.
9) Agar aap chahte hai ki apke chehre pe dhul-mitti na lage to
to
to har roj subah ASIAN PAINTS LAGAYIYE
jo DHUL-MITTI ko tikne na de
10) Arz kiya hai,Tu gaya uski gali main, Tu gaya uski gali main, Bola dil se dil laga Lo, Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola, “Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
