Sat 19 Feb 2011
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
An Englishman, Bihari & Punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have Girlfriends…