Thu 3 Sep 2009
# Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan’s chair. Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.
# Q: Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
# Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
# Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.
# Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it’s not how we ‘care’ in the beginning, but how much we ‘care’ till ending.
# It was once said that a black man would be President ‘when pigs fly’. Indeed 100 days into Obama Presidency and there is Swine flu.
# Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends. Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends.
# Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
# Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today.” Wife fell unconscious.
# Irony at it’s best. 90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.
# Jeeto yelled at Santa: U’re gonna be really sorry! I’m going to leave you! Santa: Make up your mind! Which one is it going to be?
