Funny Exam Jokes

Sun 23 May 2010

Posted by Rahul under Exam Jokes SMS
[5] Comments

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Ajay Says:
January 1st, 2011 at 9:58 pm
A Hot Girl gets in Professors cabin and says:
I’ll do anything to pass!!

Prof: kuch bhi?

Girl: yes!

Prof: Sure??

Girl: Yes!

Prof: To Padhle Beti..!!
Neha Says:
January 1st, 2011 at 9:59 pm
May Goddess Saraswati,
Who is fair like the jasmine-colored moon,
Who is surrounded & respected by the Gods,
Protect You.
May she fully remove Ur Lethargy, Sluggishness, & Ignorance.
& Brighten Ur life wid Knowledge.
Shruti Says:
January 10th, 2011 at 9:31 pm
samandar jitna syllabus hai

naddi jitna parhaya jata hai

balti bhar yaad rehta hai

mug bhar likh paat hain

aur…..

boond jitnay marks aatay hain
Shruti Says:
January 10th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Neha Says:
February 9th, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Brain is most outstanding object in nature. It functions 24 hours & 365 days & right from time we r born. But it stops wen we enter exam hall…

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