Sun 2 Dec 2007
Toilette pepper
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
ALPHABETS
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Dreams of a man
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Daily habit
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
New Underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
Change ur underwear
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
I ever loved
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
aughty mind
It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
WARNING
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress! 
When u feel
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
