Sun 25 May 2008
Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be
wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500
rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by
reference.
PS : ???!!!
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a
software engineer…
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu : shhhh…I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must
be a farmer before …
Somu : How do u know…?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!
Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the
performance of Search Engine.
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vante mataram” is
new kind of RAM in the
market!
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time…??
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be
wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500
rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by
reference.
PS : ???!!!
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a
software engineer…
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu : shhhh…I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must
be a farmer before …
Somu : How do u know…?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!
Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the
performance of Search Engine.
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vante mataram” is
new kind of RAM in the
market!
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time…??
Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
Software DT in Heaven
Ramu : hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today… it says mail “demon” not
running…
Somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says “ghost not reachable” and
bounces back!
