Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it

Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations
new is the resolution, new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way
to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions
for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams
into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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