Mon 17 Aug 2009
Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.
October 14th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.