Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
“PATNI CHAHIYE”

He got 1000 replies all saying– ‘Meri Le JA. …

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but do not quit.
`
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit-
It’s when things go wrong that you must not quit.
`
“Don’t Quit,”

Kriya Baba

There couldn’t be a Better time
to Wish Nice Time Things for U,

Beginning with a Birthday
that’s Happy all day through

And after that, the very best
of Luck n Health n cheer,

And everything it takes to make
a Very Happy Year

” HAPPY BIRTHDAY “

From Morning Till Night,
May Ur B’day Be Bright & Nicer
Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go
May Ur Happiness Grow & Ur Dreams Be Fulfilled Even More
EpPy B’dAy (:
`
I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You’re young enough to
get away with things,
but you’re old enough too.
`

I’m So Glad

That God

Gave Me A

Brother Like You.

HApPy bIrThdAy Bro

No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.

My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.

You Are The Best Mom In The World.
I’m So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mum.

I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
`
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
`
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
`
Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray,
Things wouldn’t be the same,
Life wouldn’t be as colorful,
It would be a duller game,
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you,
You’re essential, Valentine…

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,

Some Memories May Never End,

Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,

But My Love For You Will Never Die…

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho

I Know How Angry You Are …
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So i Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us …
Please Forgive Me ..

If The Moon Never Come Out

And

The Stars Did Not Shine

It Would Be One Lonely World …

Just As Would The Heart & Soul Without Love … (: