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Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

Jab jab hove dharm ki hani
tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan
kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti
deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko
jai shri krishana…
Happy Janmashtami
`
Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya Pute Shayanam
Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami
Jai Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
`
Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
`
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami
`
May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami !

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Today I am drunk,
I find my world so beautiful,
I find it looks dazzling,
I find it is changed,
I may be behaving little but
Don’t think I m gone mad
I am feeling free from barriers
May be just for a moment,
I feel I am the coolest…
Because ..
Today I am drunk

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan
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It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.
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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world –badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…
`
I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
`
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

I Long For The Day Through The Year
That You So Ceremoniously Tie Rakhi
On My Wrist And Pray For My Well Being.
Dear Sis, I Wish That Our Bond Grows Stronger Everyday.
`
Sky Is Blue, Feel This Hue,
My Love Is For You Bhaiya…Always True.
Loads Of Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan..
`
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
`
You Are So Cute,
And Adorable..
Can’t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You…
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
`
God could not take care for the whole world so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thank You for being my brother.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
`
Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister.

Loving you has made me realize how beautiful life really is and how much I want to be a part of this world, the world in which you live.
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I never knew how to live, until I knew how to love…you!
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I can see my whole life in your eyes…my past, my present and most of all, my future.
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If it wasn’t for you, I would have never believed that angles really existed.
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They say ‘love never dies’. I say ‘it is your love that will always keep me alive, even when I am not there in this world anymore’.
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Happiness is what I feel when I am with you and complete is what I feel when you are with me.
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I love you…not from the bottom of my heart, but from the core of my soul.
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If there has to be a reason why I love you…I will only say that it is because ‘you are you’!
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Never ever go away from me. I will not say that ‘I will die without you’, but I will surely say that ‘I would never again live without you’.
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I don’t promise you the stars. But, I will surely promise you that I will be there by your side, always and…forever.
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I have never said ‘I love you’ Do you know why? It is because I don’t merely love you, I live you!
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Love is what happened when I met you. Life is what happened when you loved me!
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Yes, I was alive even when you were not there in life. But, there is a difference in merely breathing and living life!
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If dying is the only way I could prove my love to you, I would agree to countless deaths.
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I don’t wish to be immortal. I want to be come into this world again and again, just to live the moment of falling in love with you.
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In your eyes, the light, the heat. In your eyes, I am complete.
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You make me want to be a better man.
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Last night, I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars
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I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later and I asked it why. It told me “Angels don’t watch other angels.”
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You are my best friend, my shoulder to lean on, the one person I know I can count on, you’re the love of my life, you’re my one and only, you’re my everything.
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If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right here waiting for you.
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If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you’d be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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I could conquer the world with just one hand, as long as you were holding the other.